coyote ugly

A terrible movie made by the guy who does CSI.

Oh wow, a film about cock teases.

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flan

Light desert that everyone eats.

Everyone likes flan.

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skive

v. (mainly Brit.) To go AWOL and present an obscure excuse upon return.

My best excuse for skiving is the bus driver wouldn't let me pay for the fare in two pence pieces.

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Fried eggs

breasts of a sunburned woman who has kept her top on, keeping the breasts pale, but has now decided to sunbathe topless, allowing the breasts to tan, nipples first. This gives an appearance of fried eggs.

When in Spain, perverts put on their shades and stare at the fried eggs around the pool.

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spread

To separate (noun) evenly, or fairly evenly. This adjective has almost unlimited uses.

Woman spread= spread legs to see pussy.

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store

What is in stock.

The place of sale.

I'm going to the store

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drill

Hard penetration

Drllin' chicks hurts them.

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