moustache

(n.) Facial hair between the upper lip and nose, may link to sideburns but not the chin or else it becomes a beard.

(n.) Whereas a beard is a female used to cover a males homosexuality, a moustache is a slight interest shown, eg casual looking along with other males, usually at just one woman.

Hitler had a moustache

Was Eva Braun a moustache? Probably not. The only gay person hitler ever liked he had killed (Ernst Rohm), see night of long knives

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boy racer

British cousin of the Ricer. Commonly drive small cars around Essex, England.

BR: looka me! i got an escort/vuaxhall nova/ renualt clio with a spioler, fat tyres, a maxpower sticker and neon lighting.

ME: So what engine mods did you put in?

BR: Eh???

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token black guy

Out of the entire movie, the one person who does not represent whities...

...unless it's a blaxploitation moive

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bucket cunt

A wide vagina, most likely from excessive penetration.

I gave yo mama a bucket cunt

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master splinter

Someone who looks like a rat. Derived from the teacher of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Andrew Bray is master splinter.

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fo fo

1) Weapon of .44 calibre

2) A name for a small dog, esp poodles.

"Dis be da fo fo' magnum, da crunk fo shizzle blow yo head to tha moon!"


"Here, fo fo!"

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