kill the lights

"cut power tothe lights by positioning the switch into the off position"

kill the lights, I don't want anyone to see me fuck this passed out jail bait.

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popeye

Now discontinued cartoon from the forties and fifties about an oddly proportioned american sailor who constantly got into fights, where he was the underdog. He would, at a pivotal point, consume spinach, and become immediatley brawnier as a result. Immensely popular, and famed for his arch-enemy bluto, girlfriend Olive Oil, and his ridiculously large biceps. He also had one squinted eye, one that protruded, a speech impediment, a pipe, and incoherant ramblings that he would use to amuse himself.


The cartoon was a vector to get kids eating more greens so the could grow up to be just like him.

Q: what happened when Napoleon went to mount Olive?

A: Popeye got pissed...



Oh, Popeye- Olive

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hung like a donkey

Hung meaning the thing that hangs, and donkey, being a lazy creature with a big dick. This term refers to someone with a wide, long penis and large balls.

I'm hung like a donkey.

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chin-wag

Also chinwag. A conversation, the term comes from one's chin appearing to wag during conversation. Most commonly used in Eire or the UK.

Next week we'll be having a chin-wag with the delivery company. There are delivering too slowly.

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poison

1) Liquid that will fuck with your internal organs, killing you if the dose is large enough

2) Eighties glam rockers, sub-standard to GNR.

3) Alcoholic beverage

1) I've poisoned your dinner

2) Poison are like trannies

3) What's your poison?

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eat hot lead

"Eat lead", or "Eat hot lead" is an annoying silly catchphrase that Hollywood turned it's back on. It occasionally pops up in scrolling shooter videogames and saturday morning cartoons. The phrase is said while operating a firearm in the hope to wound or kill an enemy.

It is said in a pathetic attempt to force the enemy to consume the bullet. Idiot.

Whoever says this would have more chance hitting the target if shouting "the power of christ compells you" at the top of their lungs.

Oh you want some? Oh you want some too? /sarcasm

Well eat hot lead!

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test tube baby

A child born to In-Vitro fertilisation, see IVF, who was concieved in a test tube a few hours before being put into the mother.

Louise Brown was the worlds' first test tube baby in 1978.

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