guy fawkes

British Catholic set up by the protestant government to make Catholics look bad.

Penny for the gay, guv'ner?

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im

1) (n.) "Instant messanger"


A programme, usually downloadable for free, that allows people to chat in real-time. Many have integrated features such as file sending, two player games, pictures and drawing boards. They are basically an evolution of electronic mail that allows people to get closer to each other. The most popular IM programmes are aim, msn messanger, yahoo IM and icq

2) To use 1) to contact another user of IM's.

3) Mis-spelling of I'm.

1) I need to get a better IM

2) IM me tonight.

3) OMG IM GAY!!!!!111!2!ONE

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seven years bad luck

An imaginary curse said to be caused by certain actions ie: breaking a mirror/ walking under a ladder/ running over your boss's dog.


Of course, this is just an old wives tale. Except running over the boss's dog. Unless you hide the body.

walking under a ladder will cause dizzinness for seven years- bullshit


walking under the boss's wife will cause temporary, fist-induced dizziness, and seven years unemployment.

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firestarter

Song from Essex based euro-dance outfit The prodigy.


A movie starring Drew Barrymore as a young girl.


Someone who will resort to the most extreme violence and rash measures to cover up any bad deed or solve any problem.

I'm the firestarter, twisted firestarter.

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Viper

American sports car of the 80's. Owners of this car and similar are Americans who think that it's fast, when any euro-exotic anywhere near the price range made after 1975 could take it to school. The viper has the handling of a stubborn donkey and the reliability of a nazi promise.

Why Dodge still make this car is anyone's guess.

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roulette

Casino game where a ball is thrown onto a spinning horizontal wheel. The wheel has numbers on it 1-32. The numbers are either black or red.


Punters can bet on either the ball landing in the space of a colour (Black or red- 50% chance) or a number (1-32, 3.125% chance). Obviously, returns for betting on a number are mcuh harder. After the process of doubling up had been founded, the wheel was changed to add a 00 number. Should the ball land here (3% chance) Then the house wins and everyone who placed loses their money.

See also Russian Roulette

Observing the houses' hand signals to the hot chick, gumba cleaned house at the crooked roulette table.

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Gaystation Poo

http://www.ileet.net/images/gaystation2.jpg


See why people love the playstation, especially chixxx0rz.

hahahaha! Wait a minute, I own a ps2. Shit. Funny picture though. http://www.ileet.net/images/gaystation2.jpg

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