prison soap antique

(n.) A priceless and fragile antique. The term is used by employers of handlers to remind people that if they drop the ming vase or statue, they get fucked. In the rear. Very hard.

This is a prison soap antique; remember what'll happen if you drop it.

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toilet duck

One who hangs around the sanitation area of a building waiting for someone to enter a cubicle so they can pop their head under and/or make stupid noises to annoy them. Once the frustrated person leaves the cubicle they will be harrased and quite likely flashed.

George Michael was a toilet duck until he got arrested by an off-duty police officer.

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cyber

Cyber-sex. Online roleplaying mimicking sexual intercourse.

She wants to cyber with that loner

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M5

The ultimate road version of BMW's popular 5 series. The M stands for Motorsport. Capable of a swift 155mph, it can outrun most other cars within it's price range while carrying multiple passengers.


Just so you don't get fooled by the other definitions, the M5 was built to rival Jaguar's XJ sport and XJ exec. BMW aren't in the same league as Mercedes-Benz sales-wise.

That M5 tore <random american trash> a new assole.


OMG my vette lost and the wheels fell off! I need an M5!

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the dog ate it

An excuse for homework not being done, that is not as good as "I heard you were pregnant so you wouldn't be in to collect it" or "my father has dysentry and we can't afford toilet paper"

I dropped bacon grease on my 4500 word essay and the dog ate it, except the conclusion, which is a black page.

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Hitlerian

(n.) An Idea born of Hitler, or an action triggered by him.

The hitlerian forces attacked Europe.

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lambo

Lamborghini. Italian sports car manufacturer that also makes furniture, SUV's and other tacky cack.

I want a lambo countach QV or 25th anniversary

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