slash and burn

(v.) To destroy and eliminate hopes of rebuilding.

Nazism has taken the slash and burn treatment, and will not surfice again for a long time.

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time bomb

Refering to something regretful that will happen, where the only factor preventing it is time.

The stock exchange will crash again, it's a time bomb...

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necrophilia

The act of intercourse on a deceased creature. Not always human or female. Necrophilia is usually the result of childhood truama or the lust for absolute control. necrophiliac, necropedophile

your dad does necrophilia

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ginger pubes

A person with ginger hair. This is considered to be bad, and the trademark of a scot.

Hahahhahahahahah Andrew.

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carpet bombing

A weapon in worms that sees a plane drop carpets over the landscape, bouncing about. Considered to be better than the unreliable homing pigeon, and more dangerous than the guided missile. Not as good as super sheep.

I was carpet bombing you.

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The Blitz

Coming from Hitler's "BlitzKrieg" meaning lightening war.

The Blitz of London and other major cities in the UK refers to the period during World War II when London was heavily bombed by the luftwaffe (1940-1941).

42,000 Britons died as a result of the blitz, and over 130,000 homes were vaporised. Hitler also commisioned the V2 to attack.

Although the object of the blitz was to weaken British morale, it served as quite the opposite as Churchill focused his speaches to praising the indefatigueability of the British public, thus strenghtening morale.


With the capture of the radar, and discovery of the german radar patterns the blitz ended. German aircraft could no longer keep accuratly hitting their targets.

The blitz destroyed a lot of shit.

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ivf

In Vitro Fertilisation.


In vitro is latin for 'in glass'.


This is a medical process whereby couples having trouble concieving will go recieve help, and concieve without actual intercourse. The male jizzes into a bunch of plastic cups, before the healthy and fast-moving sperm are collected together and crammed in a test tube with ovary produce of the female. After a week or so the female is told to lie on her back before a phallic-shaped tube is rammed deep inside her hole and she recieves some jizz with healthy sperm. This greatly increases chances of fertilisation, but still only 30% of couples concieve. The first "test tube baby" was born Louise Brown in 1978 in the United Kingdom.


The word is sometimes used as an insult

Your parents had IVF to get you, because your dad has one ball!

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