sweeden

Northern European Country that is covered in snow and tall people. Naked tall people. Naked blonde tall women.

wooohoooo! We're going to eat fish in sweeden! wtfwtfwtf?

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burnmaker

A device that takes input text and turns them into hate-filled burns.

http://toy.thespark.com/burn

Burn in HELL!

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iggy pop

(n.) Old wrinkly guy who acts like he's some sex god addonis.

(adj.) To be worth a million in prizes.

(adj.) to be just a modern guy

(n.) To be a sex machine who drives a GTO, beats ones brains with liqour and rugs etc.

I'm worth a million in prizes
Yeah, I'm through with sleeping on the sidewalk
No more beating my brains
No more beating my brains
With liquor and drugs
With liquor and drugs

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one size fits all

(Phrase) With only a tiny minoritory of exceptions, everyone should be happy with the decision.

Hitler commiting suicide was a one size fits all action

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impregnable

(adj.) A female who has had too many abortions to ever bear child.


(adj.) to be unpenetrable by enemy forces.

Many britons believe thier island to be impregnable, but it has actually been invaded over 60 times since 1066. Fortunately, none of these were at all successful due to either poor planning or brilliant defensive mechanisms. Britain as a whole was only conquered once, by the roman empire, who actually took several attempts and centuries to do so. The vikings and saxons had very little in comparison to what Britain would later achieve.

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5O

The 5O or more appropraitely, 5-O, refers to the police forces, usually by parties that do not like them.

Here comes the 5O, run!

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gentleman

(n.) A man of calm demeanor, strong preserve, intellectual thinking, polite yet meaningful speak and a good upbringing. A fighter for the cause of right with words, not guns.

A true gentlemen is a respectable thing to be. A wannabe is a very bad thing to be, since you shall nto be liked.

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