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so ten minutes ago

See so yesterday


(adj.) bringing up a conversational topic that has already ended.

a: So what do you think about iraqi Priso...


b: oh that was so ten minutes ago... where you been at?

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

5πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


seconds

(n.) A second helping of something, such as food or blowjobs.

(n.) Products that have a fault, and have had the price adjusted accordingly. Manufacturers seconds.

I came back for seconds



I found some neat stuff in seconds- a shirt with three arms, trousers with one leg longer than the other, boxers with a hole in the back, boots without bottoms, it ruled!

by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004

217πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž


on steroids

When something is on steroids, it is more powerful than it could naturally become, because of some trigger.

That gym-trainer is on anabolic steroids.

The CLK-GTR is a mercedes-Benz on steroids.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

83πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


too many turns of the coat hanger

The reason that despite being fucked by thousands of people, elitists' mother does not have many many children.

No more contraceptive

by Gumba Gumba May 20, 2004

9πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Kaiser

The ruler of Germany. The line ended when Kaiser Willhelm fled to the Netherlands, thus ending the first world war.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist - regarding Kaiser Sozé

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

109πŸ‘ 144πŸ‘Ž


FAQ

Frequently asked questions.


A selection of questions that newbies may ask, and detailed answers covering all the basics of the website.

Urbandictionary needs an faq page.

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

398πŸ‘ 82πŸ‘Ž


british beef

1) Beef from the United Kingdom, which was illegally barred from France.


2) Powerful, British cars from any British car company that makes luxury or speedy cars. Examples would be Jaguar, aston, rolls-royce, bentley, tvr, westfield or any other prestige motor company. Sometimes, Lotus is incorrectly defined as british beef.

British beef tends to be hand built violence from renowned companies. Unlike the lame muscle car from the wrong side of the atlantic (for cars at least), british beef is built solidly, and does not need to chase off ricers to look good. The only real competitors to British beef are the German and Italian cars, although many Italian cars produce rattling at higher speeds, and give a feeling of cheapness.

My 6.0 Litres of British Beef xjs tore that old queer in the vette a new arsehole.


NON! vee vill not mange you beef! We eat fwoggeeez!

by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004

40πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž