kebab

(n.) Greasy turkish food that, unlike the north american 'taco' does not encourage rapid bowel movement, which in turn results in rapid foot movement to a sanitation area. Favoured by inhabitants of essex, England.

mmm, kebab!

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kung pow

The best parody movie EVAR.


The best ventriliquists in a movie EVAR


I'm watching it right now. Anyone who says it sucks is retarded.

"You go that way, I'll go home"

"I've CHOSEN the large tub"

"What time is it?".. "Hammer time!"

" I swing a bit more"


"I swing a bit less"

"Beware his song about big butts, he beats you up while he plays it"


"nnnyyyyaaahhhh, tiger, tiger tiger. Bird. Birdie nyaah, birdie"

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little bastards of joy

(n.) Children belonging to someone else that annoy you, Particularly neighbouring childer.

The little bastards of joy were setting fireworks off until two in the morning and throwing balls into my garden so I took them to thier milf and said I'd spank them hard unless I got something for my mental anguish. After putting them to bed, Victoria dropped my jeans and blew me, allowing me to deposit a sweet load of man milk into her mouth.

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zoolander

Mild entertainment to pass the time.

I don't have to be in work early today so I'll watch zoolander while I send hate mail to my boss, tha bastard.

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like a fish out of water

(adj.) Simile phrase that refers to one being in a habitat or position one does not like and is not used to.

I'm like a fish out of water, down here on the farm

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skullkid

A free game on some website that tend to occupy 10%-50% of the computer screens at my college at any given time.

W000000+!


GUY:I aced skullkid for the 7646th time this year!

Gumba: stfu, no-one gives a shit.

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bobo

Some Jamacian greeting. Means idiot or something.

BOBO! Jah busted mah ryde rude-boy!

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