blazin squad

A boy band consisting of middle-class British teenagers. Make immature "raps"- and I'm using the term quite looseley- over beats more simplistic than the spice girls. Set up a pretence of being dangerous. Would get seven shades of green shit kicked out of them by anyone who isn't a 12 year old fan of theirs.

Member of BS: Mummy! The gangsta's are after me!

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road to war

The events leading up to a war

The road to many wars were started by wars decades beforehand. World war two was a result fo World War One, which itself was triggered by the break up of the ottoman empire in the Crimean war.

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reebok

Sportswear brand started in the UK in 1895. While its products may look no different from anything out there, they are exceptionally good and confortable. Unlike Nike, the goods sold to ordinary customers are actually good for real atheletics. Named after a type of african deer.

I wear reebok classics.

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pub crawl

British slang. A pub crawl is where a group of people will try to visit as many pubs as possible in one night, having a set number of alcoholic beverages in each.

The most famous pub crawl is over the christmas holiday. The objective is to have one pint in each of 27 pubs that are nearest to each station on the distinctly beer-bottle shaped circuit.

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the cock

Glorification of cock, with "the" added for comical benefit.

For the more record- he loves the cock!

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teletubby

1) Tinky winky, Dipsy, La La or Po. One of the teletubbies.

2) Someone who any combination of fat with the following- stupid, carries a handbag, has a fat mouth, has a stupid voice, is purple, has a television in their stomach, works for the BBC

You fucking teletubby!

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teletubbies

Teletubbies is a CHILDRENS (yes, that's why it sucks-to all the other people who defined this- it's made for babies, go watch TV for people your own age, you faggots) television show created by the BBC. There are four telltubbies- Tinky Winky, Dispy, la la and Po. They live in a field in a strange houe, and educate children (there goes that word again) about shit that they really don't care about. It's actually commisioned by the Labour party to promote racial equality. Most of the time though, it gets boring once they switch their stomachs on.

I stepped on a rabbit; the teletubbies are gonna be pissed at me.

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