trucker cap

(n.) A variation of the baseball cap that is oversized and rectangular. Worn by truckers (obviously), kiddie fiddlers (often truckers anyway), white trash (often truckers, incestors and/or kiddie fiddlers), the crew of punk'd and people who think trucker hats are cool because someone on tv has them.

I bought a trucker cap and shades but now whenever children see me they hide behind their parents.

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double negative

A mixture of two negative words to create a negative ethos, which actually meakes a positive. A side effect of rapid speech.

"No nothing"

"Don't do nothing"

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I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold

An alternative to saying 'hurry up and get ready' when preparing for a night out, that will end in sex with waiting females. Said between males, or jokingly from a female to a male.

Dan: Where's my shoes?
James: Over there, speed the fuck up!
Dan: When we brew the grolch
James: This isn't a fucking beer commercial.
Dan: You can't rush these things gentlemen. We leave it to chill, for a fuller tase.
James fuck your chill, I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold.
Dan: READY!

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coo-coo kachoo

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

Stupid bloody Tuesday

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jaffa

(n.) An impotent person (male or female) who cannot have children. In the male, this usually produces watery, or no seminal fluid.

I hear he's a jaffa


You fucking jaffa!

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axl

The cool guy that fronted GNR then got pissed off. Lives in the forest according to MTV.

Oh Oh Oh sweet chil o' mine

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fat joe

A fat ass rapper who made one of the lamest duets ever with ashanti and ja rule. I swear, he's white. Also, his little stint on mtv cribs a while ago showed he knows fuck all about cars, see my definition of rover

Yo yo yo it's fat joe


shaddap!

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