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drilling for oil

A rhetoric phrase used to mock women in absurdly high heels.

Are you drilling for oil?

by Gumba Gumba April 4, 2004

13πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


non-lethal weapon

A false term used mainly in a court of law or in government owned scientific research into weapons that describes a "weapon" not used to directly kill. Unfortunately/Fortunately, there is no such thing.

Nerd/Government official: This dusty stuff knocks out all of an area's electricity supply, resulting in no deaths. Not one death can be directly attributed to this.


Gumba: *grabs the stuff and stabs the nerd/official through the eye, piecing his brain and killing him*


You can't arrest me, he said it himself. No death will ever be attributed to this weapon.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


major punch-up

A large punch-up where any number of people may join a free-for-all fight. Teams can be in dozens or hundreds. The main difference, asides from size, to normal punch-ups is that there will be anything from 10-50% of participants who are not on a team, and are not fighting to defend their honour or status, but simply because they want to.

Celtic Vs Rangers > major punch-up shall ensue.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


queer

Anything unusual, such as dropping the soap in the prison shower and having an oily and wet penis inserted into your orifice.

Golly! Someone has inserted a slippery phallus into my rectum, what a queer predicament I have found myself in.

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

195πŸ‘ 167πŸ‘Ž


dogs bollocks

British slang meaning one of the following.

1) To be the best example of its kind.

2) Dog testicles.

3) An alcoholic drink that can be found somewhere in most pubs or bars in the UK.

"The new Rolls-Royce phantom is the dogs' bollocks."

"The dogs' bollocks are gone, someone castrated him"

"No-one drinks the dogs bollocks, we just stock it because we like the name."

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

320πŸ‘ 86πŸ‘Ž


ready to blow

(adj.) Ready to explode.

(adj.) A woman with her mouth open, preferably on her knees.

The bitch wouldn't shut the hell up so i could watch TV. I was pissed, ready to blow pissed. It was at this time I noticed her mouth was open and ready to blow, so I pacified her with an erect cock. Shut her yapping for a while.

by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004

16πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


plane

Shorthand for aeroplane.

I just got off the plane an hour ago.

by Gumba Gumba April 4, 2004

101πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž