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Garçon

French for boy.


A greeting that in no way is degrading.

Garçon *stands up* coffée!

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

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paradise city

(n.) Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home
(oh, won't you please take me home) x2

Just a' urchin livin' under the street
I'm a hard case that's tough to beat
I'm your charity case
So buy me somethin' to eat
I'll pay you at another time
Take it to the end of the line

Ragz to richez or so they say
Ya gotta-keep pushin' for the fortune and fame
It's all a gamble when it's just a game
Ya treat it like a capital crime
Everybody's doin' their time

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh wont you please take me home, yeah

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home

Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber
Why I'm here I can't quite remember
The surgeon general says it's hazardous to breathe
I'd have another cigarette but I can't see
Tell me who you're gonna believe

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home, yeah

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh wont you please take me home, yeah!

So far away
So far away
So far away
So far away

Captain America's been torn apart
Now he's a court jester with a broken heart
He said-
Turn me around and take me back to the start
I must be losin' my mind-
"Are you blind?"
I've seen it all a million times

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home, yeah

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh won't you please take me home

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home, yeah

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh wont you please take me home, home

I wanna go
I wanna go
Oh wont you please take me home
I wanna see
I wanna see
Oh won't you please take me home

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home, yeah

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home, yeah

Take me down
Take me down
Oh won't you please take me home
I wanna see
I wanna see
Oh won't you please take me home

I wanna see
I wanna see
Take me home

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home, yeah

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
OH, won't you please take me home, yeah

Take me down
I wanna go
Oh won't you please take me home

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

267👍 37👎


swallow my kids

What one says to the person performing fellation on you if you demand that she (or he) swallow your semen- potential children.

Bitch, swallow my kids.

by Gumba Gumba June 16, 2004

250👍 60👎


toboggan

Sexual act where the "butch" isgiving some to the "bitch" from behind while near a slope. The butch will then knock her arms away to 'ride' him/her down slope. If the bitch is sitting on the butch, and his back is near the slope, he/she may push him back to ride.

oh yeah... that's good *punch*


wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

23👍 52👎


Jerry

WWI term used by the British Amry to refer to a German.

Here comes Jerry Bastard!

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

233👍 245👎


no dice

Condescending term used to say "You cannot have it"

Guy1: Gimme your gun, Imma waste these fuckers.

Guy2: No dice...

by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

7👍 16👎


HM

His/Her Majesty.


Title given to the highest of the British (and some other) royal families

HM the Queen.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

89👍 104👎