cumfaced

To be sprayed in the face with seminal fluid by an ejaculating male.

She moved back during the blowjob because she didn't want it in her mouth. But she didn't go fast enough so she was all cumfaced.

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that's the way the cookie crumbles

1) Phrase. Refering to standard procedure or shit happening.

2) never into your mouth

2) Feminazi: where's your dick going?


Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?


Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.

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led zepplin

Mispronounciation of Led Zeppelin. As said by hicks and stoned gaurd dogs.

Ruff! Led zepplin!

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belong to us

Something that has been over-run by the enemy. Usually refered to as "base". Adapted from all your base scenario.

CAR THIEF: All your benz are belong to us!!

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skank tank

(n.) A large dumpster at charity shops where crappy clothes go. Peasants can often be seen looting the skank tank.

You're too poor for the charity shop, but you might be able to afford the skank tank round back!

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pumped

One who is "pumped up", of a muscular figure with an adrenaline rush to match.

John came to work really pumped up after taking a six week leave.

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island mentality

(n.) The idea that you are better than everybody else, usually true.

My island mentality forces me to shit down the throats of every foreign riff raff that dares to offend. Consider yourselves warned, before you consider yourselves smoten!

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