world's worst singers list

3)My dad
2)My dad (when drunk)
1) you

Don't I rule? :)

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le coq

French for 'the cock'. the cock is worn by french people, and the full name is lecoqsportif.

Les gens français adores le coq fo' shizzle.

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scratch

A minor cut or graze of the skin. Next to nothing on the damage scale.

To start from scratch is to start from nothing except knowledge and ambition.

Didn't even scratch me, pussy.

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monty

Common name given to British Military genius, Field Marshall Bernard Law Montgomery, 1st Viscount Montgomery of Alamein (and of Hindhead).


Monty outwitted Erwin Rommel, the "Desert Fox" at El Alamein, and won WWII in North Africa.

Monty defeated Rommel.

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penthouse

1) A top shelf magazine.

2) The highest suite of a residential building, which is also the best-catered and most expensive by far.

3) the best availiable

I jack off to penthouse sitting in my penthouse appartment and it feels like penthouse. Then I go home.

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smack my bitch up

Controversial song by The prodigy with an equally controversial video. Glorifies women-beating and casual, unprotected sex as well as violent and unsociable behaviour. The video was refused by MTV. In the light of MTV dropping their standards, the video has been played before the watershed times in recent years.


Also refering to bitch-slapping something to show ones physical prowess over it.

Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up!

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-ass

Suffix for all words. Mainly adjectives. Can also be used for nouns.

ADJ: That was one long-ass walk

N: My dad drives some Ford-ass car

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