bolshevik

The Marxist party that came into power in Russia via a revolution in 1917. Ruled russia until 1991 when the USSR was disbanded and formed the CIS nations. The Bolsheviks wore red as a symbol for extreme leftism, and hence, everything they did was called a red action

You bloshevik, you shared my cat among my children by cutting it up. Bastard...

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in your own time

Sarcastic response to someone who is taking advantage of there being no time limit for a task to be done.

Oh don't worry Bary, in your own time. Maybe I can just call work and tell them I won't be in monday, tuesday...the whole damn week!

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pbuh

See peace be upon him

Click the link. It's an abbr. of what is in that link!

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e-type

The Jaguar E-type, proclaimed to be the greatest car ever by anyone who has actually gone near one. Produced in the sixties and seventies as a road going version of super-racers the C-type, D-type and XKSS. A truly volouptous car that has a speedy engine, superb handling, perfect suspension, and one of the most enthralling rides you'll ever get, especially on convertables. Favoured by car fans such as Jay Leno, John Travolta and the Sultan of Brunei.

I really don't see how someone could think that the 'vette is the best car in the world. It looks like a box, drinks the fuel in 35 minutes of racing, has the handling of a rhino, the suspension of a horse-and-cart, it isn't even a good car!

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fisting

1) The act of pushing one's fist into an orifice. It gives the feeling of some gigantic cock, apparantly, and is popular amongst homosexual males.

2) Repetitive punching to a pressure-point, usually with some sort of aid.

Fisting causes stretching, prepare to be loosened!

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one minute silence

A mark of respect for those who died in whatever worthy cause happens to be on the roll this week

We will now observe a one minute silence.

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horse's arse

Something ugly, used or comparisons.

Her face was the horse's arse.

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