retarded antelope

The antelope that just seems to do everything wrong ona wildlife show, and gets eaten as a result.

And here, we find the "retarded antelope", species dumbassus antelopus, which is about to have his ass handed to him by a lion.

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austin powers

Mike Myers movie series that plays on the ignorances of american audiences about the British. Spawned a few catchphrases, and while not great, is not terrible. Spy who shagged me the best.

Oh no baby, I think ti is YOU who can't resist ME!


*Strips to "I touch myself" by the DiVynls*

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oh yeah?

Oh Yeah? is a verbal return to an action or more likely the oral depiction of an action (that may or may not have happened) to which the author of this phrase does not like. This is usually quite a startling way of saying "Over my dead body". Oh yeah? is 'most always followed by physical violence and expletives galore.

Traffic cop: Sir, I'm going to have to tow your car, you parked in the disabled space for two minutes.


Gumba: Oh yeah? Here's a better idea, you goddam little ratbastard!

*sound of nose being broken*

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cor blimey

An expression of surprise or gratitude. See cockney

Cor blimey guvneh! Eis given me a monkey!


If I eva catch that little sod, cor blimey, I'll kill em!

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MI5

5th section of military intelligence.


British data gathering security service. Mainly concerned with internal affairs, as opposed to more field active MI6 (Think James Bond) which follows foreign affairs.

MI5 concern themselves with internal affairs and counter-espionage

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opinions

The content of approx. 80% of definitions on this site.


The content of 99% of my definitions on this site.

560 definitions, 555 opinions.

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kosher

1) Blessed jewish food
2) Free from incriminating details

"Always ask for the kosher meal on flights, the staff don't ever spit in those"


"Let's keep this kosher. No references to your depraved sex life"

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