baby seal clubber

One who goes to the grounds of baby seals to play golf. Since there are no courses, and one's balls get very cold, it is best to just whack the baby seals for fun.

Me-We'll use that iceberg as the putting green, don't you think?

Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.

*Andrew hits baby seal*

Me-Looks like you went oob there.

*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*

Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber


Me-Have it your way...


*hits hippy and seal*

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he got raped

Derogatory term used to describe anyone who's performance is dire due to their weird walk. The term implies the walk come from having to deal with a cock in their anus prior to appearance.


To be dominated.

Guy1: That guy has a smile on his face and the other guy's walking funny.

Guy2: He got raped.

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femme fatale

A seductive, intelligent, witty and classy female assassin who goes predominantly against male targets who are lured into following her because she acts like a cock tease, but quickly meet their deaths when they least suspect it.

The term has become slightly overused/extended to include any woman who shows even the slightest hint of being femme fatale, or wearing black leather, to describe herself.

That femme fatale I used to call my girllfriend. stuck a gun in my nuts and threatened to give me a .44 calibre vasectomy. So I bitch slapped her.

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God save the queen

Not the national Anthem of England, but the entire united kingdom and dependancies like the falklands, Gibraltar etc.

God save the queen, she ain't no human bein'.

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we need to talk

How someone kicks off a conversation where it will be only they talking, and you sweating. Just the mere mention of these words can frighten your partner or employees.


The best comeback is indifference to what they're saying, and a hearty "Fuck you". Or, alternatively, plan to do something that they'll really like as soon as they say this, then, at the end of it, say this to them, and fuck them off.

there are enough examples in this definition already.

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fucking cocksucker

Triple-insult used when someone wants something and time is of the esscence.

"Give me the keys, you fucking cocksucker!"- The usual suspects.

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fucking cocksucker

Clichéd triple-insult, used when an object is sought after by multiple parties and time is of the esscence.

GUY 1:"Give me the keys you fucking cocksucker!"


GUY 2: "Give me the keys you fuckin' cocksucker motherfucker motherfucker!"


COP: "Knock it off!"

GUY 3: "Gi'e thi ke' y' f'in' c'suck'"

COP: "In english..."

GUY 3: "whata fuck? kbgdjgkjdgj Gi'e thi ke' y' f'in' c'suck'"

GUY 4: "Give me the keys you fuckin' cocksucker."

GUY 5: "Give ME the keys you fucking cocksucker."

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