helter skelter

Helter skelter, or "I like Helter Skelter" is a phrase for mass-scapegoating of one party. Yoko syndrome is a form of I like helter skelter where the latest party is blamed. Helter skelter is a fairground ride that spirrals downwards, and when someone is scapegoated substantially, even to the point where minor problems with them are turned into reasons for something failing.

I like helter skelter.

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Gorbachev

Mikhail Gorbachev, the killer of communism.

Boris Yeltsin rescued the coup against Mikhail Gorbachev, and made sure communism ended in the USSR.

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pencildick

A penis of no more than 6-7 inches in lenght that is extremely thin.

lolomgomgomgrafflemoo you missed me pencildick!

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fence-sitter

(n.) One who is afraid to have an opinion, and rather, simply points out the flaws of what everyone else is saying. Dislikeable to all. The exceptions are those fence-sitters that really don't give a shit and make fun of everything, who are liked by all.

A political moderate or an agnostic

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of jewish decent

Term meaning the user has Jewish ancestors. Often overused to refer to some very distant relatives in the hope it will give them favour over others when dealing with prospective clients that are either jewish or in the belief that religious people do jobs better. Also used as an escape from anti-sematic comments.

The paternal grandfather of my maternal grandmother was Jewish. Therefore I am of jewish descent.


Hitler's grandfather was jewish (he used to beat his father, and from there was installed the seed of hatred for judaism) and hence Adolf was of a stronger jewish descent than I.

--or--

GUY 1: Those damn Jews still haven't given me my money, I suppose it is typical of them

GUY 2: That's a rather racist comment. You jew-hating nazi!

GUY 1: I don't got beef with the Jews, I'm of jwish descent myself; my great great gandfather was Jewish.

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white collar

Office workers in middle or upper classes. Wear a clean shirt every day.


See Lawyer, accountant, bank manager, stock broker.

White collar crimes often goes unpunished.

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the internet

The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

no example

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