ignoramus

Someone who is ignorant. Often used to describe a bigot.

People who think the plural of ignoramus is ignorami are ignorant the the fact it is actually ignoramuses.

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rat arsed

1) To be intoxicated or piss drunk.

2) to have an anus with descending, wirey, long hair, similar to a rat. Also, often with a tail.

I got rat arsed.


You're rat arsed, and you have big teeth.

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pinball wizard

Elton John with stupid shoes and pete townshend

A homosexual and a paedophile singing about pinballs.

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bicep

The muscle located on the top of the arm.

20" biceps? Check...

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Joan of Arc

A French peasant girl who stopped France coming under control of Egland during the hundred years war.

There's a DeGaulle airport, but is there a oan of Arc airport?

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anal cunt

weird band that have strange, offensive lyrics. Retarded when compared to vaginal jesus or such.

"everyone in anal cunt is dumb"

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apeshit

To loose all sense of reason. Said apeshitter will often start to speak in some strange language where the only recognisable words are "fuck" and other curses.

He really let out the fucker inside.

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