duke nukem

schwarzenegger-esque video game protagonist, who belittles his opponents with saracastic one liners and insulting moves

Little pig, little pig, let me come in, or I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll kick your ass in!

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Seminifirous tablodial buttnoid

Term for the imaginary people dressed in blue that push the shit out.

"Hey butt-head, is the the Seminifirous tablodial buttnoids?"

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race mixer

One of purebred race who actively seeks to have children with people of another race. This term is generally used by racists to refer to one they believed "sold out on their own"

Tommy is a race mixer, lets rape his girlfriend for she is not the same colour as us.

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milkman

Someone involved in the delivery of Milk. Good, creamy milk.... mmmmmm

Drink dem milk - Mr T

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baby cakes

•Cakes made by babies
•Cakes made from babies
•A pet name for a partner.

1) These babycakes aren't even cooked! It's just dough with handprints on it.

2) John: These baby cakes are delicious! What's the secret ingredient?

Stuart: Well I hung arounf an abortion clinic claiming that I was collecting foetuses for embryonic stem cell research.


John: *spits out cake*

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musak

Also musaq. Music played in area's where a prospective customer may purchase a good or service. The mood of the music is made to gently force them to drop their doubts about purchase and co-erce them into buying (or spending more)

TIP: Classical is the best type of musaq for up-market eateries.

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out of dodge

To get the hell "out of dodge" is to evacuate the area in which one currently exists. This is used as a warning that trouble is on its way over.

Let's get the hell outta dodge.

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