four by four

also 4x4. Four wheeled four wheel drive vehicle. any 4WD vehicle.

Land Rover


The best 4x4xfar

12👍 19👎

safe as houses

A term from 19th Century Britain that uses a simile that is rather defunct. It stem from a time when houses were padlocked down and hidden in underground nuclear bunkers, along with whoever was in there, and burglary was less common than finding the bank of England without security guards... or so many old people would have you believe. Just use sarcasm to shut them the fuck up.

During the war....

21👍 111👎

rasher

A crotch rocket racer.

The cops chased some rashers through town today.

6👍 19👎

YMCA

When you're short on the dough, it's a place you can go.

Young man, when you're short on the dough etc.

1109👍 698👎

Replode

When the passenger seat person farts, then everyone else in the car farts.

Lindseys' airwolf humming stopped when someone farted. She wasn't quick enough to hit the window button by the time the replosions started.

6👍 6👎

fitch

What you tell swiss dogs to do after throwing a stick at them.

okey, fitch, lassie-adulf! No, fitch, like fire-clapper.

7👍 13👎

let the cat out of the bag

(v.) To accidentaly expose secret information one was privy to, forfeiting the entire "game".

Who let the cat out of the bag to that bitch I was using her for business connections?

84👍 21👎