v dogg

a kickass rapper on various mp3 sites

just imagine that - v dogg

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the ugly stick

Term used to describe the implement that must have attacked someone of poor aesthetics. As in xxx got beat with the ugly stick.

She got hit it the ugly stick.

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pyroclastic surge

(n.) Hot rock, solidified lava rushing down the side of a volcano at 200mph. Followed by lava itself sometimes. Known to pwn teh pompeii

A pyroclastic surge hit pomeii, followed by several more.

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the lynx effect

Smelling so good that females will take your every whim as command, achieved by spraying oneself with a deodorant named lynx, or axe in central europe, manufactured by Fabergé Paris or Fabergé Ireland. Wow, Ireland makes it sound soooo appealing.

"all your fine bitches are belong to us"

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budweiser

Bland czech beer that really defines cat piss. An example of how americanization and advertising can over-come the fact it is approx. 0.0000000000000001% alcohol.

Damn that shit was sad. Get me some amber nectar!

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biznatch

Either bitch or business, whatever is most applicable for the situation.

little joey: ...biznatch...


teacher: how dare you say that in my class, get the fuck out!


little joey: it means business!

teacher: I knew that.

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vans

1) Multiple of van

2) A "skate shoe" worn by teenage fans of heavy music.

"Those vans are decked out with 22" rims and doggie tails"


"Vans are wider than the smile on my face when I laugh at people who wear them"

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