woman driver

Scientific fact: female motorists will never be able to reverse as efficiently (that means as good as, honey) a man.

woman driver's score

lampost 5 points x4


car on left 10 points x2

car on right 15 points x3

old lady in wheelchair 25 points x1


Total 110 pts.

Will the insurance company be informed? hell no

206👍 87👎

bates motel

(n.) A building one does not feel safe at. The origin is the setting for the movie psycho.

Is this the bates motel or what?

114👍 12👎

doubling up

In a game where every possible outcome could result in an agreed monetary win, the process of "doubling up" takes hold. In a game where the winnings is double the place, the idea is to start with low bets, and always pick the same outcome. Should you lose, double your last bet and place for the same outcome. Repeat this until you have won. Comparing your total winnings to your total place, you will have gained one unit.

Of course, there is no garuantee that your wallet can withstand the number of losses needed to recouperate your loss.

Dice throwing for cash-


Place £1 starting bid on number 3


you lose!

£2 bid on number 3

you lose!

£4 bid on number three


you win!

£4x2= £8 gained

£1+£2+£4= £7 lost


Total win is your startign bet.


OK? now go try this on your friends and see how much you can win from them.

10👍 49👎

amber nectar

Foster's Beer. Austrailian brand with great adverts.

get me some amber nectar.

10👍 3👎

Thin Lizzy

Severely underrated Irish Band. SEVERE.

As I was goin' over the Cork and Kerry mountains.

I saw Captain Farrell and his money he was countin'.

I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier.

I said stand o'er and deliver! ...or the devil he may take ya.

195👍 20👎

fuckpot

(n.) Hyperactive and childish person.

See S.J

5👍 12👎

regent

A ruler who acts on behalf of the rightful ruler during thier inability to rule.

The regent king Richard III killed his nephews, allowing his regency to continue to full corronation.

31👍 16👎