zoolander

Mild entertainment to pass the time.

I don't have to be in work early today so I'll watch zoolander while I send hate mail to my boss, tha bastard.

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like a fish out of water

(adj.) Simile phrase that refers to one being in a habitat or position one does not like and is not used to.

I'm like a fish out of water, down here on the farm

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skullkid

A free game on some website that tend to occupy 10%-50% of the computer screens at my college at any given time.

W000000+!


GUY:I aced skullkid for the 7646th time this year!

Gumba: stfu, no-one gives a shit.

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bobo

Some Jamacian greeting. Means idiot or something.

BOBO! Jah busted mah ryde rude-boy!

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f1

Formula one. High speed races involving the most aerodynamic cars on the planet. Dominated by Ferrari for a long time.

Also, The McLaren f1. A powerful supercar, that can turn (no, your crotch rockets can't do that properly, can they? ^_______^) and is not bought for racing against lame bikes that sell because of PROJECTED top speeds (the tomahawk would fall apart anyway) that cost 10% of the price.

Here's an idea- put your tomahawk crap in some European streets and see how long it lasts. European streets are narrower than american streets, and the superb handling of the f1 will work wonders, while the tomahawk will be doing three-point turns to get around corners, fucktards.

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He who walks behind the rows

A phrase said alltoghether by stephen king fans who think they're scary.

"This is the way of he who walks behind the rows"

--morons who need sleep

"This'll be the way of you getting the shit beat out of you if you don't fuck off and let me eat my lunch in religious peace"

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pub

Commonly used shorthand for "Public House". Pubs are non-membership bars serving all sorts of alcoholic beverages. Most commonly found in the British Isles or Eire.

Let's go on a pub crawl!

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