cliterature

An amalgamation of clit and literature. literature dealing with the clitoris, that is, pornography.

the internet is a good source of cliterature.

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Gibraltar

A rock on the end of Spain. Spanish Border Gaurds are notoriously harsh on Gringo Tourists who try to smuggle a few thousand ciggies accross.

I hate that short blonde woman who works on the border. Next time she stops me I shall rape her after work.

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Missy Elliott

not so ugly, but I'd still not feed her my meat. Maybe a little suck, ok.

work it bitch

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24

A show that has a small, dedicated fanbase. To most people (meaning my biased opinion) it was always on the other side when something good was on.

If i watch 24, I'll miss the ten minute freeview.

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blood from a stone

An unlikely event requiring much effort.

Trying to get you to find a job is like trying to get blood from a stone.

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comrade

Variant of "companion" formed in England in the 1500's. It was a military (especially naval) term to address one who had achieved the same high ranking as yourself, and may only be used by commanders, admirals and such.


In the USSR it became a popular form of address, and of welcome into the social groups surrounding bolshevism.


Replacement for "sir" or "mister"

"Comrade Gumba" sunk your battleship, bitch.

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leak

1) to bleed excessively

2) To urinate

"Fuck it, man. I'm leaking like fuck!"

"I need to take a leak"

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