mondeo st270

Ford's souped-up, nice looking Mondeo (Tuarus, for the yanks). Unlike the normal car they've been pushing for the last decade or so, this one isn't too bad. But still, for the same money one could purchase a 2yr used Jag or low-end BMW. But then again, who wats an "uber-prestigous" Ford? Not me.

GUY: Wow, did i just see a modeo keep pace-for-pace with that BMW?

Me: Yeah, it's the ST270. It costs the same as a bmw; but it's American.

GUY: I was actually thinking about getting one, until you reminded me they are american. Screw that, let's buy European.

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/sarcasm

A term used to show what you have just posted is to be read aloud in a sarcastic tone. Comes from javascript or whatever it's called.

Yes, because you're the only one who knows how this shit works, aren't you /sarcasm

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buzzword

(n.) Ambigous word (often hyphenated) that is repeated over and over to win support for a cause. use of buzzwords is not exclusive to any side of the political spectrum, or any particular opinion on any matter.

media bias, fair and balanced, racist, the best, human rights, immoral, moral, homophobe, rightista, good old fashioned values, fascist.


the list is unexhaustive.

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taurus

Fake dick guy- you missed Johnny's little joke there.


Anyway, the Taurus is a constellation of a bull, a zodiac sign based on the constellation, another crappy car made by Ford (marketed in Europe under the name Mondeo, and AU under the name falcon- according to Gran Turismo, but then again, they fucked up their info on other models.) anyway, the european Mondeo is slightly better than the origianal on which it was based, but it is still shit, even the ST270.

moo cow moo cow mooo moooo moooooo cow.

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stones

1) Shorthand for the Rolling Stones.

2) plural of stone.

3) Multiple people who are stoned. An uncontrollable mispronounciation.

"Mick Jagger is a member of the stones"

"I threw stones at the cats"

"Yup, weis all stones rights now!"

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Thuart

How to pronounce Stuart with an Irish accent. I love this word, since it reminds me of school.

Thuart where's your homework?

Thuart, are we going to have a problem here?


Get out, get out of my classroom, get right out.

Thuart, that is utter gobshite you're telling me.


But not all ex-patriate citizen of Eire call me this. My dad's Irish firends call me Shurrt.

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Tango'd

To recieve a mind boggling experience from soft drink Tango.

www.tango.co.uk

*Is hit by headless monster*

You know when you've been tango'd!


*falls into bath full of tango from on high*

You know when you've been tango'd!

*straps a jet engine on his back and sits on an office chair. Fires engine to head for a barrel of oranges*

You know when you've been tango'd!

et cetera.

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