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bruce lee

Philopher and martial artist. Founder of JKD. The first asian man to make it big in hollywood, despite his fame coming after his death. Contrary to the belief of a few idiots, he was actually a real-life fighter. However, his actual fighting style was more upright than the movie style he performed. He also took quite a few hits and wouldn't take on hundreds of people at once.

Bruce lee ruled.

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004


robin hood

A myth based on several people. In actuality, only one of the charactors on whom the stories are based ever gave to the poor, after taking a share for himself. Also, maid Marrian did not exist in the same time as any of them, and Robin was in fact very merry in the company of men in tights, nudge nudge wink wink.

Today, being a Robin Hood is all about taking from the haves, to deliver to the have nots. This is actually rather communist.

The government wants to take my hard earned money to give to foreigners who haven't done a day's work in their lives. They think they're robin hood or something. Well fuck them.

by Gumba Gumba March 14, 2004


zig

The spaceship that one assumed control of in zero-wing. Moved for great justice and phine pussy.

Move "Zig".

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004


break the habit

(v.) To end an addiction. Also kick the habit.


(v.) To screw a nun. The clothes a nun wears are called a habit.

"I've already broken that habit" - a Duke Nukem game, when duke encounters a stripper in a habit.

by Gumba Gumba August 04, 2004


ysengrim

A guy who makes perverted definitions before jacking off to them. Then, I jack off to them, and rape a dog.

oh gear up deary slutboy crypto-lesso mooo mooo moooo 7777fucf,jcflhfvhvhkv.,hv.,hv.hvm

by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004


drop in the ocean

(n.) An insignificant addition.

The money we got from selling the jewellry was a drop in the ocean compared to what we got for that car.

by Gumba Gumba July 23, 2004


han

A dynasty of ancient China.

The Han dynasty.

by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004