wouldn't last a heartbeat

(adj.) For a potential product to be seen as one with a very short lifespan, low sales and tiny fanbase.

Japanese language playstation games based on animes that are not shown in the USA or Europe wouldn't last a heartbeat there. See Bastard!!

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sober

that state of not being at all intoxicated with alcohol.

One night in the House of Commons, Churchill, after imbibing a few drinks, stumbled into Bessie Braddock, a corpulent Labourite member from Liverpool. An angry Bessie straightened her clothes and addressed the British statesman.




"Winston," she roared. "You are drunk, and what’s more, you are disgustingly drunk."

Churchill, surveying Bessie, replied, "And might I say, Mrs. Braddock, you are ugly, and what’s more, disgustingly ugly.


But tomorrow," Churchill added, "I shall be sober."

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Driving me nuts

(v.) To be getting annoyed by a trivial or small matter.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his fly. The bartender asks why it is there, to which the pirate replies "Yar, I do not know myself, but it's been driving me nuts"

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disease

Whiners, people who scrounge off the welfare state, other socialists and commies, gormless anarchists, woolly liberals, human rights campaigners, people who play the race card, militant atheists, educated aristocrat playboys, union workers, animal rights activists, arable farming religious nuts or anyone else who contributes nothing to the furtherment of the human species.

Not all the idiots are leftists, but most of them are, which explains why they're still poor.

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spirit of ecstasy

The flying mascot of Rolls-Royce

The RR Corniche II is £40,000 more than the similar Continental R, you'd have to really desire the true spirit of ecstasy to warrant this money on top of an alreay expsensive motor.

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evol

(adj.) Almost evil, but humourous.

Evil is love spelled backwards, well, if you change it around a bit. EVOL!

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quick buck

(n.) A lump sum of cash recieved instantly for selling out

Good Charlotte realised they suck, so they sold out and made a quick buck

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