surprise sex

Unconsented intercourse that is technically construed as rape.


When performed on your girlfriend, it's surprise sex.


When performed on an even hotter chick, it's rape.

Surprise sex is the reason that children occur in the animal kingdom. Male rabbits rape the females. Yes, really, my sister breeds rabbits and knows all.

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pbs

Some TV thingy-ma-jingy. Thingy-bob, yes'm.

Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? I came up with it before PBS. The white man stole it. That's right. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." - Niggaz With Puppets. Catchy, ain't it?

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mullet-mobile

A car driven by rednecks and the mulleted inbreds of America.

See camaro

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sexbox

A cheap alternative to a plastic doll.

It was big and even had love handles, but I couldn't hold them properly. I stuck my cock in the usb port thingy whadeva it called nig ya!!!111

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rule the shit

The furthest advanced in their field, at the top of their game.

Often used as self-celebration in "I/we rule the shit" after a proffesional performance.

Ferrari rule the shit in most famous car marques.


Nike rule the sportswear shit.



Lametalk rules the shit in getting fucked over

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Iron Lady

Margaret Thatcher, British Prime minister 1979-1991. She achieved this name from her stern and unwavering beliefs, not expected from a woman.

Argentines: we want the falklands, be diplomatic like tony blair and hand 'em over


Iron Lady: Fuck you. I'm sending some sea-Harriers over.

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puke and rebuke

(n.) A mass excorcism where an obese pastor shouts out random biblic references while a bunch of local vagrants fake a demon inside them in front of the cameras, and throw up all over the church. Good television.

Puke and rebuke, unlike catholic excorcisms, is applied to anyone who wants to be seen to be excorcised on tv.

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