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tight

1) A tight orifice.

2) To be shrewd and ungenerous with money. To be a scrooge.

3)To be beyond satisfactory.

Bitch is tight.


My dad is tight

That is tight.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

16πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


muc

In reverse

.duilf lanimeS

trihs ym no muc

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

19πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


bench

To benchpress.


This invloves lying horizontally, with free barbell perpendicular to one's body. The target muscles are the pectorals, although the arms are also givena workout. The closer together one's hands, the more work is done by the triceps. The further apart, the more work is done by the biceps.

Incline benchpresses can also be used, to focus on either the upper chest (upwards incline) or lower chest (lower incline- pretty much un-needed)

The world record for benching is about 728 pounds.

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

174πŸ‘ 106πŸ‘Ž


nick

Slang (mainly Brit.)

1) A police station

2) Jail or Prison

3) To steal

1) I spent last night in the cells at the nick

2) Wansworth nick

3) I nicked a mercedes.

by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

691πŸ‘ 621πŸ‘Ž


Rocket Scientist

Sarcastic term of praise handed to someone who deducts the obvious and makes sure as many people as possible recognise that they have pointed out the obvious, in an attempt to sound intelligent.

Hey, that car's on fire!

Oh look at the fucking rocket scientist, as if we didn't notice the huge flames, the explosion that we heard so decided to run here etc. Idiot.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

81πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


ass licker

1) Someone willing to lick the inside of the buttocks. Yeah, the hole.

2) A sycophant.

Hey ass licker, come lick me out


threnody isn't cool, you're such an ass licker.

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

158πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


faking it

When a woman (or sometimes man) fake an orgasm in order to make the partner think they are a sex god/dess.

Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships and commitments.

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

241πŸ‘ 80πŸ‘Ž