blarney stone

A rock hanging over the side of some irish castle, that people go and kiss.

Gis Kiss me blarney stone.

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tyre

The part of the car that touches the ground. need never be replaced as tread is covered with furry animals that crossed the road at the wrong moment.

Tyres are made of squirrels, bunnies, rubber, and occasionally deer.

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cat piss

(n.) Disgusting tasting liquid. Quite possibly the main ingredient for budweiser, since it certainly ain't alcohol, water or even fruit flavourings.

Bud sux k thanks bi

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Commando

(v.) To not wear underwear. The origins for this are either "out in the open" or "ready for action". Maybe others.


(n.) A non-stop arnie movie with him jumping from an aeroplance, overturning a porsche, and killing entire armies without a scratch. Far from his best (terminator series, predator and jingle all the way), but better than that cold heat one.

I'm going commando-be afraid- I may bugger you


Ahm gooweeng co-MANDU, be Afreed, I may kill your ahmies.

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nf

The National Front. An openly neo-nazi british political party. The National Front was formed at a meeting in Caxton Hall, Westminster on 7th February 1967; the first Chairman was Arthur K. Chesterton, cousin of G. K. Chesterton. The new party was in fact a merger of three groups: the Racial Preservation Society, the British National Party and the League of Empire Loyalists.

The NF have strong links to combat 18

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z4

over-rated bmw with "american sports car suspension". Your spine will be destroyed in this car. Steer clear

z4 is fast, but is pretty lame. Nice front grill though.

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pompeii

Italian city around the bay of Naples that got totally pwn3d by mount vesuvius around 72AD. Neighbouring herculaneum and soem other place got destroyed too. The volcano erupts every two millenia, which means that it'll destroy the three million residents of pompeii and surrounding areas this century. Somehow, I get the feeling nobody cares.

pompeii pwnz0r'D!

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