TV

Television

Often watched for far too long.


An easy way of parenting for lazy bums on the welfare. Kill 'em all.



Also used for "transvestite"- someone who dresses out of their gender.

A-Team was the best show ever to get on TV.


Yo mama a tv.

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no offence

What one says after realising one has said a slightly racist, sexist, homophobic or other comment in front of a person of the supposedly offended social group. The person will typically reply with "None taken"

A: That nigger's an idiot!

B: *looks round*

A: No offence

B: None taken.

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over the rainbow

A song sung by Judy Garland in The wizard of Oz. Taken now to mean a homosexual.

James lives somewhere over the rainbow, if you get what I mean...

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blower

n. (Brit. slang) Telephone.

I was on the blower to my bookie and told me I was two grand down.

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hammer and sickle

(n.) The symbol of communism. Consisted of a hammer and sickle crossing eachother at 45 degree angles, facing opposite directions. The hammer was to represent the town workers, while the sickle represented agricultural workers.

some little pinko misanthrope bastard drew a hammer and sickle on my car windshield this morning, how I shall make his buttocks hurt....

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kicked

(v.) To be forcibly excluded from internet chat.

KUNGfuJesus: you are sooo gay
ADMIN: Kungfujesus kicked.

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orspasm

When one beats sexual partner into comatose state during their orgasmic period.

I gave her an orspasm

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