blarney stone

A rock hanging over the side of some irish castle, that people go and kiss.

Gis Kiss me blarney stone.

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tyre

The part of the car that touches the ground. need never be replaced as tread is covered with furry animals that crossed the road at the wrong moment.

Tyres are made of squirrels, bunnies, rubber, and occasionally deer.

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cat piss

(n.) Disgusting tasting liquid. Quite possibly the main ingredient for budweiser, since it certainly ain't alcohol, water or even fruit flavourings.

Bud sux k thanks bi

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Commando

(v.) To not wear underwear. The origins for this are either "out in the open" or "ready for action". Maybe others.


(n.) A non-stop arnie movie with him jumping from an aeroplance, overturning a porsche, and killing entire armies without a scratch. Far from his best (terminator series, predator and jingle all the way), but better than that cold heat one.

I'm going commando-be afraid- I may bugger you


Ahm gooweeng co-MANDU, be Afreed, I may kill your ahmies.

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saint peter

Simon, renamed Peter (latin for rock or something, him being the rock of christianity). The first Pope.

Saint Peter rhymes with shoe eater

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maiden

1) A young female virgin.
2) Short for Iron maiden
3) First

"I like maidens!"

"Maiden rule"

"Titanic sunk on its maiden"

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rebel yell

A song by washed out new wave singer Billy Idol.

In the midnight hour she cried- "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell she cried- "more, more, more"
In the midniight hour babe- "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell- "more, more, more"
More, more, more.

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