robin hood

A myth based on several people. In actuality, only one of the charactors on whom the stories are based ever gave to the poor, after taking a share for himself. Also, maid Marrian did not exist in the same time as any of them, and Robin was in fact very merry in the company of men in tights, nudge nudge wink wink.

Today, being a Robin Hood is all about taking from the haves, to deliver to the have nots. This is actually rather communist.

The government wants to take my hard earned money to give to foreigners who haven't done a day's work in their lives. They think they're robin hood or something. Well fuck them.

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zig

The spaceship that one assumed control of in zero-wing. Moved for great justice and phine pussy.

Move "Zig".

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break the habit

(v.) To end an addiction. Also kick the habit.


(v.) To screw a nun. The clothes a nun wears are called a habit.

"I've already broken that habit" - a Duke Nukem game, when duke encounters a stripper in a habit.

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ysengrim

A guy who makes perverted definitions before jacking off to them. Then, I jack off to them, and rape a dog.

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drop in the ocean

(n.) An insignificant addition.

The money we got from selling the jewellry was a drop in the ocean compared to what we got for that car.

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han

A dynasty of ancient China.

The Han dynasty.

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shames the shit

If something "shames the shit" of something else, it is a slur on the object or person, claiming that they are very inferior to their creator.

You shame the shit from your father's arse.