robin hood

A myth based on several people. In actuality, only one of the charactors on whom the stories are based ever gave to the poor, after taking a share for himself. Also, maid Marrian did not exist in the same time as any of them, and Robin was in fact very merry in the company of men in tights, nudge nudge wink wink.

Today, being a Robin Hood is all about taking from the haves, to deliver to the have nots. This is actually rather communist.

The government wants to take my hard earned money to give to foreigners who haven't done a day's work in their lives. They think they're robin hood or something. Well fuck them.

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zig

The spaceship that one assumed control of in zero-wing. Moved for great justice and phine pussy.

Move "Zig".

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break the habit

(v.) To end an addiction. Also kick the habit.


(v.) To screw a nun. The clothes a nun wears are called a habit.

"I've already broken that habit" - a Duke Nukem game, when duke encounters a stripper in a habit.

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Religious zealot

Usually called fundamentalists, these people tend to be the idiots that piss off atheists and lead them to be jerks in definitions like god and bible.


these people are oblivious to the obvious, and were ostracized from europe and russia, and sent to what is nowdays called the united states.

The USA is the proud home of religious zealots.

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ICBM

Inter-Continental Ballistic-Missile.

Warheads developed during the cold war with ranges up to and including 7,000 km. Part of the arsenal for both sides, although the west had signifanctly more. They were designed to be nuclear equipped and used only in the "final conflict" between the ideaologies of east VS west. Death row won, I think.

No matter how many ICBM's the US had, it has a far more concentrated population, and since the people didn't live in shit, they would not leave their homes unless they were fo' shizzle gonna get their asses friend.


Face it America, the Red army would have kicked the shit out of you.

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cock tease

Word that rhymes with cock cheese.

There was a young fellow named keith

Who performed circumcisions with his teeth

He didn't do it for leisure


Nor sexual pleasure


But for the cheese underneath.

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yoko syndrome

Used to describe the situation when the shit hits the fan and the first person to show up is used as a scapegoat for the problems. Based on the situation- the beatles breaking up. Yoko Ono was blamed by many fans of being the cause. The truth is that she just happened to be there at the time.

guy: Rolls-Royce has gone to shit since the Germans took it over

talking donkey: Their sales were already lower than Bentley. They have become passe. They would still be in the shit if they were still British-owned. You just have a slight case of yoko syndrome.

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