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A Neo-American dish, popularized by online "e-culture" that consists of a hotdog placed in a jar and ejaculated on by one or multiple persons, then sealed up and fermented for around few hours to a few months (affects flavor intensity). After fermentation, it is put on a musky smelling bun, (typically achieved by rubbing it on male testes) and topped off with mayonnaise, nacho cheese, and leftover aged semen from the fermentation jar.
Alternatively, this can be done with female ejaculation and appropriately be called "Squirt Glizzy Supreme". Alterations to this recipe include putting brown sugar on the now female musky bun, and topping it off with caramel, strawberry syrup, and cotton candy, with the leftover liquid now being used to glaze the bun.
Male 1: Dude, where have you been!?
Male 2: I just escaped! That E-girl locked me up in a dungeon and force fed me a Cum Glizzy Supreme of my own making!
Male 1: Holy shit! Tell me where she is, I need to get me some- I mean, report her to the cops!
Male 2: Hold on, what the FUCK!?!?
A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.
A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.
A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.
A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.
A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.
A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.
A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.
A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.
A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.
A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.
A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.
A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.
A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.
A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry to say, but you have dementia
Patient: Bitch, I don't remember asking
Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.
Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!
Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...
Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!