Walking the Dog

The act of male masturbation while walking around your own bedroom.

John: Hey man, I got caught walking the dog last night.
Cody: Ah, your family again?
John: Yeah. That's the last time I walk the dog with my bedroom door open...

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Morgan

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet, though she doesn't think so. She is often seen walking around with two other people, but she's alwyays on the left! She doesn't like the name Nicole. She is nice, thoughtful, forgiving, and just downright amazing!

ex 1. Guy 1: 'omg, is that Morgan?'

Guy 2: 'She IS on the left side, isn't she?'
ex 2. Guy 1: 'omg, that girl ia so beautiful, umm what's her name again, Nicole?'

Guy 2: 'No, that's Morgan, you're lucky she didn't hear you call her Nicole!'

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