qwung

A word that when said correctly will enlarge the size of your mother dick thusfore leaving you a dickless faggot and/or a total goosecock.

I just said qwung and my moms dick grew to an enormous stature that I just can't fucking handle right now because I'm too busy fucking a VCR to know so.

Pussy Out Sunday

Sundays are for bringing the pussies out so let em' breathe

me: DUDE ITS Pussy Out Sunday
my chum: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
me: UH HUH! *whips out pussy*