Trumph

A bathgate variation on the popular yorkshire word trump describing a fart.

Who just trumphed? That smells like fetted flange.

Did you see that guy come over here to trumph and then leave?

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Lag Depression

Lag Depression comes from the word lag. It is the resultant state of mind that a person suffers from due to lag. Especially if there is nothing they can do about thier laggy situation. Example too many computers sharing a single connection or lack of funds to upgrade PC. Lag Depression can also be developed by an individual that does not suffer from lag but knows someone that does.

Joe: Whats the matter with George?
Alex: He's got Lag Depression, to many people sharing his connection.
George: :(

Joe: Has Alex got his connection sorted yet?
George: No he still has a bad case of Lag Depression.
Alex: :(
Joe: :(
George: :(