Sam Mitchell

When you go to a strip club for the first time and fall in love with one of the strippers

Damn dude Peter went full Sam Mitchell last night at the strip club.

Matty Marron

When your girlfriend falls asleep before you get there because you're just that boring.

She did a Matty Marron on me when I went to pick her up.

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Tommy Brown

Having sex with someone in another person's tent and wiping it on their sleeping bag.

I did a Tommy Brown at camp last week.