e.p.t.

The Error Proof Test. An over the counter pregnancy test.

Jane thought she might be pregnant, so she went to the store and stole and e.p.t. to find out for sure.

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96

When you get a four day break (military esp) from work.

Private Joe had a 96, so he went to Oceanside and banged some blond chick for four days straight and came back with chlamydia, so Doc had to fix him.

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