the very last thing I'll forget

1. I could not care less.

2. I don't give a $#!7.

3. I really don't care.

TV Baby : Did you hear about (insert name of least favourite untalented Hollywood twitterati)?

Kid Kerouac : No, not just, yet. I'm sure it'll be the very last thing I'll forget. Wait though, I'm just gonna check on the bicycles; you can tell me when I get back. (Disappears forever)

facting

Fucking, for the implausibly controlled.

You have to be facting kidding me. I am NOT that lily white baby's baby daddy. No facting way Jocelyn. No. Fatherfacting. Way.

facting

Fucking, for the implausibly controlled.

You have to be facting kidding me. I am NOT that lily white baby's baby daddy. No facting way Jocelyn. No. Fatherfacting. Way.

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part-time sick partial

1. to have a strong interest, initially (or in the initial stages), in someone or something

2. to be absolutely crazy for, totally desirous of, or utterly devoted to someone or something

* (in some areas, and amongst some demographic and age groups, the words "mad" or "crazy" may be substituted for the word "sick")

1. Bob : So dude. How's it going with that femme you met at the Gorilla Room Friday night? What's her name? Diana? Cassandra? Yolanda?

Rob : Diana. Yeah bro, have to say - I'm part-time sick partial to some Diana. We spent Friday night and most of Saturday and Sunday intertwined serpentine, up on my king single and things. Haven't been to her place yet though. Remember that woman I met at your brother's wedding who only listened to musicals?

2. Hipster1 : Something inside me died when they broke up. Nothing, like, mortal or fatal, but definitely something.

Hipster2 : Yeah, I used to listen to Out Hud when they were together, too. Seriously part-time sick partial to the S.T.R.E.E.T. D.A.D. release, I think it was on Kranky. They were the best, Out Hud.

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trolling, not rolling

1.to frequent a message board or fan site with evil intent

2.to hang out with a crew without actually intending to be a part of it

Hey, let's leave while that girl Nene is in the bathroom. She's trolling, not rolling. Let one of these greasy playas give her a ride home, hahaha!

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trolling, not rolling

1.to frequent a message board or fan site with evil intent

2.to hang out with a crew without actually intending to be a part of it

Hey, let's leave while Taneesha's in the bathroom. She's trolling, not rolling. Let one of these greasy playas give her a ride home, hahaha.

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tear up

to be right on the verge of crying.

Man, when she said she'd forget about them girls in Vegas and that I could move back in? I started to tear up bad. She turned around and started getting nekkid, so it was all good playa.

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