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pmessy

The erratic lashing out from a woman with pms. These moods usually consist of extreme bitchiness, crying or over reacting to miniscule problems.

Guy #1: Bro, you want to go get a beer after work?

Guy #2: No man, if I do my girl will be all pmessy when I get home.

by Guru on a hill April 21, 2010

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penguin

Someone from Mexico, Latin America, or South America, that is half white and half black (much like the bird) that is really good at swimming to the United States to steal jobs from its citizens.

Construction use to be a good paying job until all the penguins swam to the area and started working for half the wage.

by Guru on a hill March 20, 2013

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bob train

a homosexual orgy of strategically placing men in a straight line and performing anal sex with the man directly in front of you, whilst receiving it from behind. Unless you're the caboose, which just might be one of the only two spots on the train that receive the least please. The other being the front "Engine."

Matthew and his friends decided to go back to the hotel and form a bob train.

by Guru on a hill March 28, 2010


Wallet Leach

A term used to describe your children after they've been around a few years and you realize just how much of a financial burden they really are. Generally people compensate the fact that they're pissing away all their money (on someone that will probably be a dead end loser just like them) by telling themselves that all that money spent (wasted) will one day result in a well rounded successful human being.

I use to make a comfortable living, but then I had a couple of wallet leaches and now I've got to get a second job.

by Guru on a hill September 9, 2011


Parkour

What may be referred to by some as a sport or a discipline, but what is really a foolish activity done by losers that have no real ability to play any real traditional sports or marital arts.

Joe: Want to go to the courts and play some ball?
John: No, I suck at basketball so instead I'm going to do some parkour. You know that stupid activity where you go in a straight line and go over obstacles instead of around them?

by Guru on a hill May 28, 2012

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gym etiquette

The act of not only re-racking the weights that you use at the gym, but placing them on the rack that they belong. Usually this concept is too difficult for the meat head to grasp due to the steroids not only shrinking their balls, but their ability to understand common courtesy.

Look at me you piece of shit meat head!! I'm placing the weight back on the rack and NOT leaving on the floor after I'm done with it cause I have gym etiquette. Next time try sticking that needle in your fucking eye instead of your ass you fucking blight on society.

by Guru on a hill February 17, 2011

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