Faze

FaZe is a group of teenage virgins that are known for doing Call of Duty videos that consist of "trickshotting" on Youtube. A typical Faze video generally consists of: background music that is almost exclusive to shitty white rappers (Hoodie Allen, Huey Mack, etc.), absolutely garbage video editing usually done with basic programs and extremely overdone, shots that are always either set up by their friends who are standing still/acting in a certain location, and lastly followed by an extreme overreaction of little 5 year old kids yelling as if they have just witnessed a nuclear explosion. A typical real life day of a member of this clan (or others) consists of masturbating roughly 5 times a day with the fleshlight they ordered on Amazon with their Mom's credit card, eating Doritos, drinking Mountain Dew, going outside and attempting to skateboard for about 5 minutes before giving up and going back inside, just to lie to themselves and make themselves think they "go outside". They are pretty easy to spot too, because they generally wear snapbacks of a team they probably couldn't name a single player on, Diamond Co. T-shirts or sleeveless muscle shirts that they look like twigs in because of lack of physical activity, and probably some shitty Vans. These kids get bullied and have no ability to talk to girls. So when you see them acting popular on Twitter/Xbox, know that it's fake.

Dude, Faze Clan's montage was SO DOPE. Those fucking scrubs were getting noscoped all over the place. What Hopsin song should I use for mine? You wanna edit it for me bro? I'm tryna get sponsored.

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