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Testicle T-bone

When you cut open the side of a girl's stomach, shove your cock in there and start rubbing your genitals against her kidneys.

Jake: How was that bitch you picked up last night.
Nicholas: I gave a her a nice testicle t-bone and ejaculated inside of her kidneys.
Jake: Nice.

by GustyDingus March 24, 2017

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Gusty Dingus

An old mans wrinkly nutsack and penis that hangs down atleast 7 inches below the anus and flaps about in a small breeze

*outside when a gust approches*

Rodger: hey Timmy look! My grandpa has a gusty dingus

Timmy: oh cool, my dad has one of those too!

by GustyDingus September 10, 2019