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Gutter

Derived from Gutterslut, a gutter is quite literally a repository for liquid waste. A true gutter is a casual whore, no major daddy-issues or insecurities, simply an effortless lay. In the colloquial sense, a gutter is defined by a girl about 15 pounds overweight with a questionably cute face who will go home with you at the snap of a finger. Usually a dead-fish in the sack, gutters are good for one thing and one thing only: providing a moist orifice for which men can drunkenly pump loads into until they pass out.

Redneck 1: Man, that gutter from Tuscaloosa gave me the clap last weekend.
Redneck 2: Damn straight son, I told you not to mess with that slut. She gets passed around like a joint at a Willie Nelson concert.

by Gutters by the dozen April 26, 2014

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