EA

An automated machine that buys game developers and uses them for a year or two until they kill them and repeat the cycle.

Gamer 1: "Did you hear that EA bought Respawn?"
Gamer 2: "Yeah! It's a shame they're gonna get EA'd"

A year later

Gamer 1: "Aww EA is killing Respawn"
Gamer 2: "Called it"

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Star Wars Battlefront 2

A monstrosity money-grab attempted by EA ruining an amazing IP and brand by riddling the entire game with micro-transactions and loot boxes for the progression system essentially making it a competition to see who's parent has the biggest bank account.

A transcript from a multiplayer match of Star Wars Battlefront 2
Player 1: "HAHAHAHAH prepare for a rekting ppl my daddy owns EA so he has a trillion dollars so imma win hahahaha f-k you and i f-ked your motha suck my 12'' dick"

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