moldy

1. Word describing anything that contains weed, usually food.
2. Word describing one who is high.

derived from mold

1. Dude, want some brownies? They're f--king moldy.
2. Dude, Guy smoked like a pound of mold and he's hella moldy.

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mold

Weed. Pot. Those green leaves that make you high. See marijuana.

Guy: What's this green stuff in these peanut butter crackers you gave me?
Dude: HAHAHA BITCH IT'S MOLD!

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tree sex

1. When trees (or any plant for that matter) shake pollen everywhere in spring. Treegasm.
2. The pollen that results from trees shaking or from having a treegasm.
2. Having sex in trees.

1. Guy: Dude, I don't want to go outside, there's a bunch of tree sex going down and I have allergies.
Dude: I thought that was herpes!

2. Guy: Aww, Dude! I got tree sex in my eyes!
Dude: I thought that was herpes!

3. Guy: Dude, I totally had tree sex with Gal last night!
Dude: Guy, she has herpes!

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