exploosion

an extremely powerful jizz. one that shoots out with a maximum amount of force. often happens after not cumming for 2 weeks or more.

the young man shot his exploosion right into the young ladie's eye.

palsef

the ultimate insult. a combination of brosef and pal. there is no known comeback to this insult.

"shut your mouth palsef"

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corn on the cock

during anal sex, the guy pulls out and sees a piece of corn on the head. This is possible because as we all know, corn doesn't digest or some shit like that.

guy/fella-Yeah dude. that's the last time im goin anal. four words: corn on the cock.

other guy/fella-shit dude, did u just lose it right there?

guy/fella-nah i just flicked it off and kept going.

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queef lava

Ok a chicks on her period so that whole area is bloody. A queef emerges from the surface, blowing a bubble of sick nasty blood out of the vagina. the red color brings on a lava like effect sort of. popping one of these bubbles is just inhumane.

hunter almost threw up when i told him about the girls queef lava.

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proctologist

someone, who at some point in their life, decided they wanted to work on peoples asses

the proctologist stuck his entire arm up that fat dudes ass

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