palsef

the ultimate insult. a combination of brosef and pal. there is no known comeback to this insult.

"shut your mouth palsef"

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corn on the cock

during anal sex, the guy pulls out and sees a piece of corn on the head. This is possible because as we all know, corn doesn't digest or some shit like that.

guy/fella-Yeah dude. that's the last time im goin anal. four words: corn on the cock.

other guy/fella-shit dude, did u just lose it right there?

guy/fella-nah i just flicked it off and kept going.

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clam chowder

u got a girls clam right. ok now theres a bunch of all dried up jizz on this clam, that the girl didnt bother cleaning up. thats the chowder.

Man, jess had some sick nasty clam chowder goin on. u could see it when she wore that mini skirt.

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pine jockey

bench warmer, someone who sits on the bench at athletic events. the bench is made of pine therefore, riding the pine. pine jockey

that fat kid is such a pine jockey how did he get on the team

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proctologist

someone, who at some point in their life, decided they wanted to work on peoples asses

the proctologist stuck his entire arm up that fat dudes ass

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