Awesole

When someone is actually an asshole, but for some reason you have to compliment them. That’s Awesole!

My invoice was overdue at the company I work for and the owner is a total asshole. When he finally payed me, I texted him back with “Awesole”.

“That guy is a total Awesole! He’s done great but still is an asshole”

With a bit of spit it, everything will fit

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).

“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”